The former Texas Secretary of Agriculture, Jim Hightower, once said of his own blend of politics, “The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillos.” I have no idea what that means, which probably explains why he’s no longer in public office. But it seemed like a cool way to brand the blog.
I’m tired of being fed the MSM’s over-processed, irradiated, genetically altered spam. Too often, surrogates of powerful industries use the MSM to regurgitate talking points and manipulate public opinion at the direction of advertising, political and PR consultants.
The MSM is an enabler of this because the scripted dueling talking heads, as Jon Stewart pointed out to Tucker Carlson, provides inexpensive, bleached white bread and circus diversions without offending media ownership, advertisers and the regulators.
Which is why I started this blog about the joys of raising alpacas!
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6 responses so far ↓
Missives From Suburbia (Deb) // June 3, 2008 at 3:45 am
OMG… you’re a lawyer? I had no idea.
billybugs // September 1, 2008 at 2:59 am
Everybody hates lawyers —- till they need one!!
michelle2005 // September 29, 2008 at 11:39 pm
I’m so glad I found your site…and plan on visitng often.
Keep up the great work!
http://michelle2005.wordpress.com
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Thanks! Please do.
-RK Ref
wheresroxy // October 22, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Great, I can see I’m adding to my daily reading list. Remind me to put the coffee cup down prior to reading posts here. Otherwise it could be dangerous for the safety of my laptop!
Steve Tate // January 11, 2009 at 7:05 am
Thanks for your video clip of the vote….I was beginning to wonder if it had happened! Missed any comments about it in news. You are now a “favorite” of mine.
Steve
Contractor, Baghdad, Iraq
cynematic // May 10, 2009 at 5:24 am
I think Term #4, “Equipment,” is my favorite.